The Boy With No Balls

Today I almost got my balls back
It's been really tough for me
At seven years of age
Being a boy
And having no balls.

I have tried make some
From wrapped up plastic bags
But they always dismantle
Even before the first kick

Just the other day
A girl in class beat me up
Losing all the tiny balls I had
I thought it takes balls to resist
A stupid silly girl
It takes balls not to hit a woman
But last Friday when Nungari
Beat me up infront of the whole class
I lost all my balls.

But today I almost got my balls back
When Gjo picked up a fight with me
And we had a "wanted" after school
And I was determined to get back my balls

But when the fight started
I didn't even know how to form a fist
And in a flash i received heavy blows
I could not even block them
Neither did I know how to kick
On kicking,
I missed, made a turn and fell
On my own

Didn't I get a beating!

Gjo pinned me down
Started to twist my hands
And legs in angles
Not discovered in geometry
And everyone was cheering on
When I was losing my breath
And in a moment of desperation
I released a thunderous fart
That scattered everyone away
Then I took to my heels
Running for my balls

But now how will I face my class
Tomorrow in the morning
I the seven year old boy
Who has no balls.